Greek Mythology Conversational Coaster: Dionysus

You picked Dionysus 🍷
He brought the wine, stayed for the drama, and somehow convinced everyone to dance in the kitchen. Dionysus is delightfully unpredictable, one part wild charm, one part emotional honesty, and all in for a good time. If your table is where rules get rewritten, laughter gets loud, and the night always lasts a little longer than planned, Dionysus belongs in your favorite seat.

Perfect for:

• Hosts who never measure spices

• Guests who cry laughing and hug goodbye twice

• Anyone who believes hospitality is both art and mischief

Why You’ll Love It:

• Bold, expressive linework with a smooth ceramic gloss

• Absorbent and durable, ready for spilled stories and second pours

• Pairs epically with Aphrodite (flirtation) or Hermes (chaos)

Specs:

• Dimensions: 4” square, 3mm thick

• Material: Cork base with soft-touch printable top

• Clean with a damp cloth, no hangover required

Part of the Greek Mythology Conversational Coasters collection by Hosted — where intentional hospitality meets divine personality.